assernathy:

why don’t all of you just shut the fuck up and realize that this is just a movie award show on a network where they glorify pregnant teenagers

When it started it was just…a couple of weird stories on the news…and then it was so quick.
— Shane Walsh (via the-walking-dead-amc)

Captain America: The First Avenger

Blu-ray featurette on “Skinny Steve.”

(Source: lawyerupasshole)

trishagoddard:

theseyounglions:

dirtyprettything:

Reasons to be vegetarian.

Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.

Reasons to eat a three year old

trishagoddard:

theseyounglions:

dirtyprettything:

Reasons to be vegetarian.

Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.

Reasons to eat a three year old

(Source: uglyuglyugly)

minkylevan:

thebluthcompany:

I’ve made a huge miscake.

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 20 DAYS. THIS IS WHAT I WANT. 

minkylevan:

thebluthcompany:

I’ve made a huge miscake.

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 20 DAYS. THIS IS WHAT I WANT. 

apiphile:

No Tom stop you’re not actu—-

Fuck it, you clearly are.

I smile a lot. And people smile back. It’s contagious, like a lovely sort of gonorrhea.