why don’t all of you just shut the fuck up and realize that this is just a movie award show on a network where they glorify pregnant teenagers
Captain America: The First Avenger
Blu-ray featurette on “Skinny Steve.”
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Reasons to be vegetarian.
Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.
Reasons to eat a three year old
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MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 20 DAYS. THIS IS WHAT I WANT.
No Tom stop you’re not actu—-
Fuck it, you clearly are.
I smile a lot. And people smile back. It’s contagious, like a lovely sort of gonorrhea.